Bill Gates and Steve Jobs square off in the clean white virtual world of the iconic Mac ads.

SUPERNEWS NOMINATED FOR WEBBY AWARDS!!
SuperNews was nominated in two categories for the 2006 Webbys.

"This is how I quit my job at a car factory"

Yes, it's Russia :)

In 1960, Dr. Peter Witt gave various drugs to spiders and observed their effects on web bulding. This film about the experiment was created by First Church of Christ, Filmmaker.

A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. No, it’s not the usual caps-lock problem.

“The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says.

“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read your password.”

“Yeah,” she says, “but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.”

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A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica.

She meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him,

“What is your name?”

“I can’t tell you” , the black man says.

Every night, they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always respond the same, he can’t tell her.

On her last night, she asks again what his name is and he responds the same, I can’t tell you my name because you will laugh at me, says the black man.

There is no reason for me to laugh at you.

Fine, my name is Snow!, the black man replies.

The lady bursts into laughter and the black man gets mad and says,

“I knew you’d make fun of it.”

The lady replied, “I’m not making fun of you. I’m thinking of my husband who won’t believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in Jamaica!”

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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper.

“Hello.”

“Is your daddy home?” he asked.

“Yes,” whispered the small voice.

” May I talk with him?”

The child whispered, “No.”

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”

“Yes.”

“May I talk with her?”

Again the small voice whispered, “No.”

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked,

“Is anybody else there?”

“Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman”.

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked,

“May I speak with the policeman?”

“No, he’s busy”, whispered the child.

“Busy doing what?”

“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,” came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”

“A helicopter” answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?” demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, “The search team just landed the helicopter.”

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:

“ME.”

this is a keystone light ad.. but its the funniest ive ever seen!! :D

Hilarious!!!

Awesome!

Sarah Michelle Gellar & Jack Black

These guys are all business...

A little kid walks into a taxi and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling,

‘’If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I’d be a little bull.'’

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,

‘’If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant, I’d be a little elephant.'’

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid,

‘’What if your dad was a drunkard and your mom was a prostitute?!'’

The kid smiles and says, ‘’I'd be a bus driver!'’

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store.

After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine and pushes another button suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient.

“Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?”

The blonde turns around and says, “Yeah right! I’m not giving up this machine while I’m still winning!.”

A funny skit I saw on TV.

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Hilarious cartoon.. just brilliant!!

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Video of the french guy Remi Gaillard: disco Elevator.

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...smoke...

Luke's real life auto insurance quote came back at 303 dollars a month. Luke got pissed... and put his new webcam to use.
Like all of our stuff, we scripted this out beforehand.

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A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his shoulders.

The border guard asks, “What’s in the bags?“

The fellow says, “Sand!“

The guard wants to examine them. The fellow gets off the bike, places the bags on the ground, opens them up, and the guard inspects…only to find sand. The fellow packs the sand into the
bags, places them on his shoulders, and pedals the bike across the border.

Two weeks later, the same situation is repeated…

“What have you there?”

“Sand“

“We want to examine it.”

Same results…nothing but sand and the fellow is on his way again.

Every two weeks for a year the inspections continue.

Eventually, the border guard retires and one day he happens to see the guy downtown.

He says to the fellow, “Buddy, you drove me crazy. I know you were smuggling something. For 30 years I was a border guard and I thought I’d seen everything, but I was never been able to figure out what you were up to. I won’t say anything, but what were you smuggling?”

The fellow says, “Bicycles”.

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Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were:

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,

“T-square, do your stuff.”

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,

“Spreadsheet, do your stuff.”

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies …Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said “Measure, do your stuff.”

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said,
“What can your cat do?”

The Government Employee called his cat and said…

“Coffee Break…do your stuff.”

Coffee Break jumped to his feet…

ate the cookies…

drank the milk…

sh*t on the paper…

claimed he injured his back while doing so…

filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions…

put in for Workers Compensation…and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave!!!

Volkswagen: Un-pimp Your Ride commercial

Volkswagen: Un-pimp Your Ride commercial

Volkswagen: Un-pimp Your Ride commercial

You have depression? Stress?

Take 2 clips and elastic elastics.

You will connect them as shown in picture.

You will use construction as shown in figure.

Delight in by your day!

These required office means will help you to complete day with the smile on face!

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Tv show bring asian girls in a room to watch the popular movie The ring, they get a surprise by the end of the movie.

That's a simple homemade videoclip about my new friend: KNUT! It's a polar bear, born recently in the Berlin's Zoo. I love his tenderness.

(E' un semplice video fatto da me, che riguarda il mio nuovo amico: Knut! E' un orso polare nato di recente nello zoo di Berlino. Adoro la sua tenerezza.)

"Puoi conoscere il cuore di un uomo già dal modo in cui egli tratta le bestie." - I. Kant (more)

Man : 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager : Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man : 18 days.

Manager : OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year.
Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man : 4 days

Manager : Do you work on New Year day?
Man : No sir!

Manager : Do you come to work on workers day?
Man : No sir!

Manager : So how many days are left?
Man : 2 days sir!

Manager : Do you come to work on the (National holiday)?
Man : No sir!

Manager : So how many days are left?
Man : 1 day sir!

Manager : Do you work on Christmas day?
Man : No sir!

Manager : So how many days are left?
Man : None sir!

Manager : So, what are you claiming for?
Man : I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing Company money all these days.

Short clip from Scare Tactics where they play a vampire prank. The girls reaction is priceless.

The hidden camera show, Scare Tactics scare their next victim with the masked murderer with machette gag. Lol Very hilarious reactions

Comercial for the VW Phaeton

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Who wants? :)

People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the hat held by the man with the cross. Soon the hat of the man with the cross is filled and the hat of the man with the star of David is empty.

A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to the man with the Star of David.

He says : “Young man. Don’t you realize that this is a Catholic country? You’ll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David.”

The man with the Star of David turns to the man with the cross and says “can you imagine, this guy is trying to tell us how to run our business?”

ROFL, you just have to see this!
She is alive!

Joe & Steve beg Poncho to turn back home and retrieve it, but Poncho flatly refuses, knowing that they’ll eat everything by the time he gets back.

Somehow, after about two hours, the turtles manage to convince Poncho to go, swearing on their great-grand turtle’s graves that they won’t touch the food. So, Poncho sets off down the road, slow and steady.

Twenty days pass, but no Poncho. Joe and Steve are hungry and puzzled, but a promise is a promise. Another day passes, and still no Poncho, but a promise is a promise.

After three more days pass without Poncho in sight, Steve starts getting restless.

“I NEED FOOD!” he says with a hint of dementia in his voice.

“NO!” Joe retorts. “We promised.”

Five more days pass. Joe realizes that Poncho probably skipped out to the Burger King down the road, so the two turtles weakly lift the lid, get a sandwich, and open their mouths to eat. But then, right at that instant, Poncho pops out behind a rock.

“Just for that, I’m not going.”