Funny pictures (8) + Jokes (5) [4 pictures] [3 jokes]
At school little krish was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying,”I know the whole truth.”
Little krish decided to go home and try it out. He went home, and as he was greeted by his mother
He said, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly handed him $20 and said, “just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waited for his father to get home from work, and greeted him with,”I know the whole truth.” krish’s father promptly handed him $50 and said, “please don’t say a word to your mother!”
Very pleased, the boy was on his way to school the next day when he saw the mailman at his front door. Little krish greeted him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman immediately dropped the mail, opened his arms saying, “then come give your daddy a big hug.”
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Tom was shocked, confused, bewildered as he entered Heaven’s door, Not by the beauty of it all, by the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven who made Tom sputter and gasp— the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics, the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped his lunch money twice. Next to him was another old neighbor who never said anything nice.
Herb, who Tom always thought was rotting away in hell, was sitting pretty on cloud nine, looking incredibly well.
Tom nudged the angel, “What’s the deal? He would love to hear your take. How’d all these sinners get up here? God must’ve made a mistake.
And whys everyone so quiet, so somber? Give me a clue.”
“Hush, child,” said Tom. “They’re all in shock. No one thought they’d see you.”
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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a isolated area.
Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled,”Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move.
Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Cocoa, pull!” Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, “Pull, Buddy, pull!” And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, “Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try!”
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Little krish decided to go home and try it out. He went home, and as he was greeted by his mother
He said, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly handed him $20 and said, “just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waited for his father to get home from work, and greeted him with,”I know the whole truth.” krish’s father promptly handed him $50 and said, “please don’t say a word to your mother!”
Very pleased, the boy was on his way to school the next day when he saw the mailman at his front door. Little krish greeted him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman immediately dropped the mail, opened his arms saying, “then come give your daddy a big hug.”
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Tom was shocked, confused, bewildered as he entered Heaven’s door, Not by the beauty of it all, by the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven who made Tom sputter and gasp— the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics, the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped his lunch money twice. Next to him was another old neighbor who never said anything nice.
Herb, who Tom always thought was rotting away in hell, was sitting pretty on cloud nine, looking incredibly well.
Tom nudged the angel, “What’s the deal? He would love to hear your take. How’d all these sinners get up here? God must’ve made a mistake.
And whys everyone so quiet, so somber? Give me a clue.”
“Hush, child,” said Tom. “They’re all in shock. No one thought they’d see you.”
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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a isolated area.
Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled,”Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move.
Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Cocoa, pull!” Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, “Pull, Buddy, pull!” And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, “Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try!”
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April 6, 2007 at 9:39 PM