Funny Pictures (12) + Jokes (9) [9 pictures] [3 jokes]

A little kid walks into a taxi and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling,

‘’If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I’d be a little bull.'’

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,

‘’If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant, I’d be a little elephant.'’

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid,

‘’What if your dad was a drunkard and your mom was a prostitute?!'’

The kid smiles and says, ‘’I'd be a bus driver!'’

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store.

After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine and pushes another button suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient.

“Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?”

The blonde turns around and says, “Yeah right! I’m not giving up this machine while I’m still winning!.”